My horoscope told me to avoid authority figures. I have 7 teachers. Let’s get paranoid.

I forgot Pandora changes your wallpaper to whatever song is playing and turned on my phone to this and I was so confused for a second

I forgot Pandora changes your wallpaper to whatever song is playing and turned on my phone to this and I was so confused for a second

youngblackandvegan:

i’m just too paranoid for it

it isn’t even about trusting the guy you send it to

what about friends checking their phone?

parents?

what if the phone gets stolen?

i just don’t see myself doing the whole sending nudes thing

i think my paranoia would take the sexy right out of me

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

(via destinyofawe)